I don't use a personal assistant or agent, meaning you are always dealing with me personally whenever you contact me.

In order to consistently provide services in keeping with my high standards, I need plenty of downtime and do not accept every request to meet, or respond to every enquiry I receive.

Please expect contact from me to be minimal prior to meeting, and my focus to be on you and only you throughout it.

Sometimes I'm slow to respond to enquiries. This is because I'm not contactable unless I'm between meetings.

Please allow me as much time as possible to answer your enquiry or request to meet.

I see clients by appointment only. This means you must arrange a time to meet with me in advance.

To arrange a meeting, please submit a request to meet online where possible. I may contact you using your nominated method (SMS or email) to request further information or clarification about your request before deciding whether to accept it.

All listed services are offered at my sole discretion and will only be provided if all people present consent, me included. I am not required to consent to anything that I consider to be unsafe or likely to cause me injury, or is hazardous to body, health and/or sanity.

Your behaviour can and does play a significant role in determining the nature and quality of your experience with me, but rest assured that if you are polite and adhere to my terms you will  experience me at my best 🙂

AVAILABILITY 

The dates and times I am available to meet are found on my online booking platform, which is integrated with my diary. This means there is no need to ask me if I'm available at a particular date and time and wait for me to respond, so I rarely answer the enquiries I receive along these lines.

BOOKING ONLINE

I kindly ask clients arrange to meet me via my website's booking platform where possible.

You are required to provide a first name, email address and mobile number when submitting a request to meet. You will also be required to nominate your preferred contact method (SMS or email). I will respond via this contact method in the event I accept.

The phone number you provide must be valid, even if you only want to be contacted by email instead. I may ask you to send me a text message or whatsapp message at your convenience to verify your phone number if you ask to be contacted by email only.

The email address you provide does not need to be valid if you elect to be contacted by SMS. Similarly, the name you provide can be an alias, however, I kindly request you use the same personal information (name and contact details) every time you submit a request.

If you submit multiple requests using different contact information or aliases, each will be declined and you will not be notified.

PENDING REQUESTS

All requests are pending and should be treated as tentative until confirmed by me using your nominated contact method.

You will not receive an automated confirmation text or email after your request has been submitted. I review each request manually and only accept if I am available and willing to meet at the date and time you've specified.

My advertised rates are inclusive of my travel to and from our meeting provided I am visiting you at a location that is within 10km of the CBD of the city in which we are meeting.

Clients who meet with me on more than one occasion are considered returning clients from the second meeting onwards. 

You don't need to have met with me recently or frequently to be a returning client. 

My advertised rates apply regardless of whether sexual intercourse ("full service") is contemplated or occurs during our time spent together.

My fee is to be paid in full within the first 5 minutes of our meeting, and before sexual contact takes place.

If you’ll be paying in cash and prefer our encounter have a less transactional vibe, you can place your payment in an unsealed envelope and leave it on a surface where I can easily see it on arrival.

In the (highly unlikely) event you change your mind and no longer want to proceed upon meeting me, please let me know at the outset.  Refunds are at my sole discretion.

Cash

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Credit/debit card

All card payments, including Amex, incur a 1.1% surcharge. You may tap to pay with your mobile phone. You may need to enter your PIN to authorise the transaction.

The description that will appear on your bank statement is discreet and contains no reference to my working name or the services I provide.

Bank transfer or PayID 

Please ask me for account details or my email address for receiving payid payments, and ensure you arrange payment at least 24 hours in advance to allow the payment sufficient time to clear before we meet.

Not accepted: gift cards, prepaid credit/debit cards or vouchers, any item in lieu of legal tender, foreign currency, cash or cheque deposit into bank account via smart ATM or bank teller

CHANGING OR CANCELLING OUR MEETING

My business, and therefore my livelihood, are predicated on my good health and reputation. Should I need to cancel or reschedule a confirmed meeting for any reason, I will give you as much notice as possible. 

If you are feeling unwell or believe you might have a contagious illness or infection of any kind (be it sexually transmitted or otherwise), please do not attend your meeting with me. I don't charge in the event you need to cancel or reschedule, so there is no financial penalty, I just ask that you give me as much notice as possible.

If you don't attend our confirmed meeting and fail to notify me in advance, I may require payment for any rescheduled meeting be made in advance, before I agree to set aside that further time for you.

The contact details and other personal information of my clients is kept strictly confidential and will never be sold. I may share select information with third parties if this is necessary to fulfil a particular request you have made or for safety purposes. 

For example, if you request a doubles meeting, I disclose some information about you to my colleague for the purpose of arranging that meeting, such as the first name you provide to me, whether you are a returning client and any specific service requests you may have made. 

I am the only person with access to information that is contained in my diary, website back-end (including plugins and database backups), email account, phone, and social media accounts.

I don't make any notes of discussions I have with clients during meetings and instead rely solely on my memory when catching up with returning clients, so there is no risk personal information about you that you weren't aware existed could be exposed in the unlikely event of a data breach.

I don't have a newsletter or mailing list, so you won't receive unsolicited spam from me. Promise!

The Australian STI Management Guidelines recommend anyone who is sexually active be tested at least once every 6-12 months, even if they always use condoms and only have one partner.

You are responsible for your sexual health just as I am responsible for mine. I am happy to answer any questions you may have about my risk management practices at our meeting, but my service does not  extend to or include natural/unprotected intercourse under any circumstances, so this is not an invitation to ask.